Do I look fat in this?

Smoke signals and esp.

Ask him/her.

Tina Fey doesn't have a 'striking' resemblance to Palin.

They both have the same glasses.

That's it.

Oh, and Sarah Palin isn't OMG hot either.

Assholes

 I don't know.

Someone who's been romantically involved with me would have to answer that.

I'd like to think that I've done something romantic.  Maybe?  Possibly?

shit.

 The place I constantly obsess about, of course.
blah

That place that I obsess about and can no longer go to.

 No.  But your mom did last night.

 Everywhereplace.

A blanket.  I imagine it's cold.

 Bird.   Somebody thought it was cute.  It's stuck and appeared randomly thorought my life